Cactu.co Dev Meeting

Meeting Transcript:

• Ca -  “as we can see, our product has had a spike in popularity, but now it has fallen back to roughly our starting point pre-marketing, Cactu.co doesnt need this but we sure could do with a healthy bonus in our pockets.”
• Re – “on the 24th, we skyrocketed, to the max. now lets brainstorm how to repeat that success with profit margins for Cactu shareholders. Now, is there a way to make their version outdated?”
• Ry – “We’d have to make a whole new product, may I point out that Cactu shares are still doing better than apple stock after the iPad announcement”
• Ca – “Duly noted, we could remake the current products but quickly repackage it as new and stick a 2 on it.”
• Ry, Re - “Genius.”
• Re - “We need new colours.”
• Ry – “Yes, lots of colours, maybe a hip new logo too.”
• Ca - “Excellent, I’ll take it to the image and marketing department pronto.”
• Re – “I’ll start working on some groundbreaking development, funding?”
• Ca – “Funding not a worry, start right away.”
• Ry – ” We need to make up some fancy marketing, involving feng shui and superconductors.”
• Re - “No, minus superconductors, plus green. Eco-Cactu.”
• Ca – “let’s make two new products, one good, the other, eco-friendly. They can be two separate units”
• Re, Ry – “Perfect, lets start right away.”
• Ca – “Gentlemen, we are gods. meeting dismissed.”

Two new exciting, ground-breaking and innovative units you can expect to see everywhere thanks to the marketing department, very soon.

- Cactu.co